Pulling Mussels Lyrics

There are only 78 web sites that post the lyrics to Pulling Mussels by Squeeze (or "Pulling Muscles" as some might search for it.)  I thought there should be at least 79, so here they are.

The 45 image was shamelessly swiped from this site.  (I don't always give credit, but these guys worked hard to post some interesting images.)

Pulling Mussels (From the Shell)   
(Difford/Tilbrook)   
 
They do it down on camber sands   
They do it at Waikiki   
Lazing about the beach all day,   
At night the crickets creepy   
Squinting faces at the sky   
A Harold Robbins paperback   
Surfers drop their boards and dry   
And everybody wants a hat   
But behind the Chalet   
My holiday's complete   
And I feel like William Tell   
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet   
Pulling mussels from a shell   

Shrinking in the sea so cold   
Topless ladies look away   
A he-man in a sudden shower   
Shelters from the rain   
You wish you had a motor boat   
To pose around the harbour bar   
And when the sun goes off to bed   
You hook it up behind the car   

Two fat ladies window shop   
Something for the mantelpiece   
In for bingo all the nines   
A panda for sweet little niece   
The coach drivers stand about   
Looking at a local map   
About the boy he's gone away   
Down to next door's caravan